Idea of a Lifetime
So lately I’ve been playing alot of video games. Still have no car and still just all around lazy. I’m looking at the Wii we never play with anymore. Then I look at my ubertwitter and see this model’s picture that she posted. An idea popped into my head: make a video game where you can have virtual sex. I know what you’re thinking, I’m a pervert and that’s sick. But think about it, do you really want some dude who doesn’t know what he’s doing as opposed to someone who does know and does you right? How you ask? Well you earn points by how good you satisfy the girl your doing it to. Points for how good you do it, stamina, and if you make her orgasm, etc… You can also do other positions in the game. Such as cowgirl, doggy, missionary, etc… But heres the kicker: you gotta wine and dine her. Pretty much take her on a date. Hey, you gotta work to bust that nut! In order to have this game you need to have the right tools. Let’s just say a strap like contraption with the wii controller hooked to it.
LOL
Like that shit? Yeah I bet you do!
GET FAMILIAR!
2 years ago • Notes