The Churh of FRANCIS
Last night I was talking to Ean and we got to talking about stuff we want to buy or do. I just said that I really only want a new tv, Jordans, SB dunks, new suits, and 3 cars. He said wanted to buy property and run a few businesses. Me being kind of competitive wanted to out-do him. So I came up with something that would blow his mind. I said that I wanted to create a church just dedicated to me. Awesome, huh? At first I thought of it as a joke. I also said that I’m going to hire some eastern european scientists to find cures for STD’s and shit (Hanz and Sphen). Those scientists with those exact names. Anyway, I want to make my own church. Some random dude made up scientology, why can’t I make up the church of FRANCIS? First off, I want to make the symbol of my religion to be my shawdow doing a b-boy stance. Dope, right? During my sermons I’m just gonna walk through the aisle of my temple while girls just yell for me since I’m the man they’re going to worship. Then I will brand all the girls that I want to worship me in special ways. haha! hmmmm…if only.
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